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THINGS I LEARNED FROM: Glee

1. Metaphors are important.
2. All the Asians in school are named “Chang”
3. The square root of 4 is rainbows.
4. Cheerleaders wear their uniforms all day long, everyday.
5. Ballads are male ducks.
6. The fastest way to sell cupcakes is to use Nana Connie’s recipe.
7. Mohawks are heritable traits!
8. Sunglasses automatically make you cool.
9. America needs sunshine and optimism….and also, angels.
10. There’s nothing ironic about show choir!
11. If you don’t know who Josh Groban is, you should kill yourself.
12. Everybody Loves Disco
13. School pictures are great practice for the paparazzi
14. Girls want sex just as much as guys do!
15. Single Ladies is the answer to football victory
16. Having two gay dads is the key to getting your way in life
17. Ovaries are exposed when cheerleaders bend over
18. Caning works
19. Don’t fall in love with a kitty cat
20. Spanish Is a Dying Language